ordered a ham sandwich from “The King of Cold Cuts” Pretty hard to mess up a ham sandwich with no tomatoes but somehow they did it. Congrats to all involved!

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-SHUT YOUR TRAP CONNER. CONGRATS TO YOU ON BEING A DUMMY. YOU WOULDN’T KNOW A QUALITY SANDWICH IF IT HIT YA RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID PIEHOLE!-Tony B.

Hairs on my italian sub. Not just one..A whole pile of theme. Is a large, shedding golden retriever working in the kitchen or something? I NEED ANSWERS!

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-NOT POSSIBLE. WE DON’T HIRE DOGS ANYMORE DUE TO NEW STATE HEALTH CODE. GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT AND BUZZ OFF!-Tony B.

Are these sandwiches? Technically yes. Would I pay my hard earned money to eat one again? HELL no.

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-THIS LADY IS CLEARLY CLINICALLY INSANE AND KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT A SOLID, EDIBLE SANDWICH.-Tony B.

Moldy bread! Shoddy lettuce. Gross, slimy meat. Someone tell me how is this place still open. The sheer existence of this sandwich place is offensive to me.

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-YOU’RE GROSS AND OFFENSIVE! HOW DOES THAT FEEL SHELBY G? MAYBE CONSIDER SOMEONE'S FEELINGS BESIDE YOUR OWN NEXT TIME!-Tony B.